Dec. 17th, 2013

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My friend (we'll call her Sandi) has a little girl. Her daughter is not quite 2 years old at this point.
While at work the other day, she was up front with me and my work-twin Jason bemoaning her wee daughter's development.
"She kissed a boy at daycare," she declared. Jason and I stared at her. So? our combined gazes asked. Sandi's mouth turned down in a perfect upper-middle-class woman fret. "The boy didn't want it! I don't know what to do- on the one hand she's adorable but on the other she just wouldn't stop kissing this poor boy!"
I made my face an expressionless mask. I stared intently into Sandi's confused and forlorn eyes.
"You've raised a mouth rapist," I told her tonelessly.


Sandi's not speaking to me right now.

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